I’m soo serious.

Check out this memorable episode from my raunchy talk show, a Date with Deante and you will hear personally from a disgusting, despicable cock sucking, nut chugging tramp named Emily!

I don’t ever have to lie about these nasty ass white ho’s out here!

Trust me.

White ho’s are born tramps, that much is certain. When they become preteens, the feelings of sluttyness begin to manifest themselves in a few ways. By the time they’re in high school, they are certified cock suckers and love every second of it. They’ve been fingered a zillion times by now and humped by more than a few losers and “hot guys.”

Then, college.

Not all white chicks go to college, of course. But when they do, they really show their true colors. They not only let their hair down, they become shameless sex toys to an endless stream of guys. All in the name of “having a good time.”

White girls in college have an unlimited amount of options at their disposal. They’re either living on campus and far from the watchful eyes of mom and dad or they only attend school there and live at home. Either way, they tend to feel more liberated than they ever have and, boy do they let it show!

When college dudes have panty raids, the white ho’s act as though they don’t enjoy it. Bull. They LOVE that attention because some guy is burying his nose in the crotch of their funky panties and gettin’ a nice whiff of their skank box.

It’s a rush for them.

Furthermore, keg parties are where the white chicks drink like fishes and get super wild. Remember, drunk white ho’s will do any and everything. College ho’s experiment with drugs, bi-sexuality and many other things that they wouldn’t normally do.

They get easier than they’ve ever been.

Another aspect of college life for white ho’s is the wet T-shirt contests that are held often. It is absolutely normal for a white ho (especially while in college) to show off her tits, her thonged ass or to make out with other chicks.

I hope that more white ho’s set out to get a higher education. It benefits us all!

That’s pure bullshit!

This one white slut I met on the Internet. When we talked on the phone, she claimed that she wasn’t able to drink alcohol because she had some sort of stomach problem. As it turns out, that ended up being a whole lot of crap.

I didn’t get to meet the tramp until a week later, which is when she agreed to have me pick her up and bring her to my place.

Too easy.

I made it a point to stock up on all types of alcohol beforehand. I have a case of Skyy Vodka, a bottle of Corbett Canyon wine and numerous mixed drinks. I wanted to prove an emphatic point with “Little Miss Sober.”

She acted as though she wasn’t going to do anything sexual when she showed up and actually passed herself off as an innocent little female. One thing I was able to ascertain about the bitch is that she was something of a Tomboy. I hate Tomboy-type chicks, which is why I told her to wear her hair down, ditch the boxers and rock some sexy silk panties and wear tight “stretch pants.”

She did exactly as she was told.

By the time I got her back to my place, it was after midnight. Why oh why would this innocent woman visit a strange male’s house at that time of night? Hmm…what did she possibly think would happen in the wee hours of the morning?

Long story short, she saw all of the booze lined up on the table and, initially protested. “I told you I don’t drink because of my problem,” she claimed. With the combination of the red lights I had on, the thumping rap music blaring from the speakers and her own soaked coochie…..she submitted.

That ho drank and drank and drank some more.

By morning, I had successfully drilled the skank and brought her to a shouting climax with my expert fingers (if the tool can’t do the job, there’s always another way). I also used a vibrator on her and shaved her hairy bush clean. I even filmed the entire thing!

Moral of the story? If a white ho wants to pretend she’s “a good girl,” she probably should try harder to look and act the part. This particular ho was clearly planning to get loose when she got to my house and if nothing else, her wearing all the stuff I told her to proves that she wanted me to be impressed, if not enticed.

If that ain’t a sure sign of easy white ho behavior, than I don’t know what is.

But why?

Simple stuff folks. Porker white ho’s, as I have stated before are very insecure (even when they “act” confident as hell) about their bodies. It’s actually a trait that ALL white ho’s have but the fatter they are, the worse it gets.

That’s where the slim black dude comes into play.

Slim black guys are luscious to the average white ho. When he has six pack abs, it makes him even more enticing. Their tool is supposedly bigger too. White ho’s love this. All they wanna do is cater to the black cock anyway, but it gets taken to another level when they discover how a black guy is going to look at them.

Fat white ho’s are ”tha shit” to a black guy.

It really boils down to this: black dudes love to get the best of both worlds. The full, thick figure of a black chick combined with the long silky hair, the dumb-as-a box-of rocks personality and freak nasty behavior of a white ho…all rolled up in one great package! 

Hell yeah!

One other thing. Since black guys dig the fuller figure, white girls almost feel like they HAVE to go to them. White boys, for the most part like the “skinny-minny” white sluts. They ain’t really into all them hips and thighs and booty. Black guys feed off of it.

Since black dudes tend to get more attention when they are of the non-fat variety, white ho’s pick them first. The slut buckets also figure that since they’re fat themselves, it makes sense for them to pull a smaller dude.

Add all of that up, and that’s why you see so many white cows with slim black thoroughbreds.

Especially “role playing outfits.”

It is true. Take one look at a white slut and it is a wonderful experience by itself. But when she’s wearing tight jeans and crop tops or Daisy Dukes and spaghetti straps, it will make a guy’s weiner stand up to be counted!

Some of my favorite clothes for white chicks to sport are Girl-Scout uniforms, cheerleading outfits and Catholic or private school skirt and blouse. The best part is, when these horny white trollops sport these naughty costumes, they have a tendency to behave as though they are that person. For example, in a cheerleading outfit, they bounce around and act like airheaded sex toys. In school girl uniforms, they act as though they are naughty and demure all at the same time, innocent to a fault and susceptible to being able to be coerced into explicit acts of perversion.

Holy Smokes!

It is public knowledge that white ho’s are born freaks that love to get drilled in their backdoor, face and snatch. Guys need to use that to their advantage because these outfits make that an even bigger truth because it makes them wet with anticipation. Furthermore, nailin’ a white bitch while she’s still wearing her panties (pull ‘em to the side) is pure bliss. It makes the situation that much more hot and in a sense, forbidden. Lifting their skirt up and drillin’ ‘em with it bunched around their waist is another decadent pleasure.

The hairstyle does a lot too, that’s why Gov. Sarah Palin’s “up-do” makes her look like a naughty schoolteacher. Of course, the sheik eye-wear helps too. That’s why Sen. John McCain had a constant stiffy anytime he was around her.

Bottom line guys: Don’t be so quick to get a white ho out of her clothes. She’ll actually be a bigger freak if you hump her while she’s still dressed in the naughty stuff.

Trust me.

Even he thinks so.

He was involved in one of my favorite white girl moments of the past five years when he and I visited a dance club in the fall of 2005. We were both standing in front of the bar, sippin’ a brew and checkin’ out the crowd. Out of nowhere, this thick and sexy white ho strolled past but she left her eyeballs glued to my cousin.

She wanted his tool.

It was a split second moment, but when I saw her stare at him and raise her eyebrows in admiration of this almighty black man, I knew that I had to connect the dots. He didn’t even notice the two-bit tramp and she didn’t seem likely to actually approach him.

To make a long story short, I intervened and asked her why she “frisked him” with her eyeballs. “Well, he’s hot as fuck,” she said. White ho’s are nothing if not honest about a guy being hot. My cousin was overjoyed at my quick thinking and outgoing nature which, in this case earned him a trip to her place after club hours.

Since I was his ride, I had to be there as well.

The slut bucket lived about 40 miles from the club which was awful. I took him out there and the bitch produced a few more “white freaks” which was great, but I was determined to just be the “set-up man” on this night.

It was about 4AM before my cousin actually got around to drillin’ this skank. I was on the porch outside but after a long while, I decided to see what was going on with them. When I stepped briefly into the darkened house, I could smell white coochie in heat and I heard the trollip moaning like a wounded drunk.

What a freakin’ ho!

The situation ended at about 530 AM when my cousin jetted from her house to where I waited, nearly asleep in the car. As it turns out, she begged him to “cum all over [her] face” which was awesome enough by itself. But according to him, he was so charged up about the moment that he couldn’t control his aim and his load ended up all over her nose, eyes, hair and mouth!

Of course, Victoria LOVED it!

My mother always told me that the only things open at 4 in the morning in Ohio are a gas station and a girl’s legs.

That’s why Victoria was a “full service station.” She was OPEN all night!

Photo Courtesy of Deante Young Images.

Just the way I like it.

The episode, entitled “White Ho, Black Hope” can be seen on the show’s official website in its entirety. The white ho Jen (freshly turned 18-years of age) proved once again through a photo shoot and three interviews what we already know all too well.

White Girls Are Easy!

Except one.

McCain is married to a rich white ho named Cindy. Even though she’s 54 years old (85 in White Girl Years), his wife is a commodity. Sometimes, the blonde senior citizen bimbo actually looks decent. Between her mouth and her bank account, she has plenty going for her. His daughter, famous blogger Meghan McCain is a mere 24 years old. That means that John McCain was squirtin’ his load in bitches even in his late 40′s!

Not surprising.

McCain will probably lose this election to the sleeker, younger and more focused Obama. Even if he miraculously wins, he will have lost the respect of many. That is why his saving grace is to utilize the easy white sluts that he has at his disposal. We already know his perverted reputation by his pick of the airheaded Sarah Palin, but she is someone else’s white coochie.

I think McCain should put his wrinkly rich wife to work on financing an elaborate escort service (whore house) since her snatch is probably used up. He could have Palin’s flock of easy white ho’s working as escorts, not to mention any other bitch he can find. As for his fat fuck of a daughter, he should put her young ass on the stroll. Let her work the ghetto streets of America, since he always preaches “COUNTRY FIRST.” She has only a year left until her looks and appeal begin to expire, so she needs to start it NOW. Remember, white ho’s start to depreciate at 25.

Since Meghan McCain is a blonde porker with rich parents, that makes her a HUGE commodity, moreso than even her mom. Sen. McCain could actually repair his reputation as a “situational racist” if he puts the easy little ho in urban neighborhoods and turn the homeboys loose on her.

But let’s be real: Meghan takes the black cock already!

I’m only offering McCain a little helpful advice. With his presidential hopes on life support, he needs to think ahead. He’s got two easy white sluts in his arsenal and needs to put them to some use.

It’s the best way to go MY FRIENDS!

Seriously.

The fact that all white women secretly (or not so secretly) crave black cock is no surprise. The fact that most folks don’t realize is that white chicks love to cater to black women too. In a way, they would rather be dominated by a black woman more than a black man.

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice!

White ho’s envy black chicks. As a “nigga-lovin’ white girl,” they wish they had all that ass that sista’s have. They can only dream of having hips and curves and thighs to tantalize the black man. These physical attributes that the black bitches possess ends up being one of the central reasons that white ho’s actually look up to NUBIAN QUEENS.

It is also a hidden fact that white chicks want to be black. They go tanning because of a subconscious desire to have dark skin. Black women tend to have a certain class and elegance to them, so white chicks envy and idolize them. Ironically, white ho’s have historically been society’s definition of beauty and decadence.

Trust and believe, white ho’s have either done it or fantasized about eating that “black pussy.” They wanna be submissive slaves. Pig bitches that cater to a black woman’s every whim. They know that black chicks are strong and confident, and they admire that.

None of this should be surprising.

Believability in her characters.

Anytime a person portrays their character so well that they seem to actually be that character in real life, you’ve got a winner!

Stone played a freak white ho in two early ’90′s films that are among my all-time favorites; Basic Instinct and Sliver.

In 1992′s Basic Instinct, she played novelist Catherine Tramell, a seemingly murderous nympho that co-star Michael Douglas happens to fall for. In the film’s most iconic scene, Stone’s character spreads her legs while in an interrogation room which flusters the men present. This was only one example of the easy white freak persona that her character displayed.

As it turns out, Stone was a nasty little tramp in real life. The film’s writer, Joe Eszterhas revealed in one of his books that he nailed Stone pretty easily and it wasn’t all that exciting. This means that Stone was so easy that she got loose with the writer of all people!

Film writers are notoriously overlooked and under-appreciated.

Stone’s best white ho film in my opinion is 1993′s Sliver. She ended up portraying a slut white ho that gets tangled up with a voyeuristic pervert (William Baldwin) and loves it. She gets humped shamelessly throughout the film and even slips off her panties in a public restaurant.

Classic white girl behavior.

Stone’s sex-symbol status hit a brick wall after these films, but she reprised her Basic Instinct role in 2006. Even though she was 14 years older (an eternity in White girl years), she was still a piece of ass and had a few spicy moments in this mostly forgettable sequel.

Regardless, Sharon Stone long ago earned her place in the Museum of Easy White Ho’s!