White Ho’s Say They’re Not Easy, But Actions Prove Different

White chicks are absolutely unreal. They have convinced themselves that being an easy ho is something that just isn’t them.bac_jaylynn_005-101-tn

That’s pure bullshit!

This one white slut I met on the Internet. When we talked on the phone, she claimed that she wasn’t able to drink alcohol because she had some sort of stomach problem. As it turns out, that ended up being a whole lot of crap.

I didn’t get to meet the tramp until a week later, which is when she agreed to have me pick her up and bring her to my place.

Too easy.

I made it a point to stock up on all types of alcohol beforehand. I have a case of Skyy Vodka, a bottle of Corbett Canyon wine and numerous mixed drinks. I wanted to prove an emphatic point with “Little Miss Sober.”

She acted as though she wasn’t going to do anything sexual when she showed up and actually passed herself off as an innocent little female. One thing I was able to ascertain about the bitch is that she was something of a Tomboy. I hate Tomboy-type chicks, which is why I told her to wear her hair down, ditch the boxers and rock some sexy silk panties and wear tight “stretch pants.”

She did exactly as she was told.

By the time I got her back to my place, it was after midnight. Why oh why would this innocent woman visit a strange male’s house at that time of night? Hmm…what did she possibly think would happen in the wee hours of the morning?

Long story short, she saw all of the booze lined up on the table and, initially protested. “I told you I don’t drink because of my problem,” she claimed. With the combination of the red lights I had on, the thumping rap music blaring from the speakers and her own soaked coochie…..she submitted.

That ho drank and drank and drank some more.

By morning, I had successfully drilled the skank and brought her to a shouting climax with my expert fingers (if the tool can’t do the job, there’s always another way). I also used a vibrator on her and shaved her hairy bush clean. I even filmed the entire thing!

Moral of the story? If a white ho wants to pretend she’s “a good girl,” she probably should try harder to look and act the part. This particular ho was clearly planning to get loose when she got to my house and if nothing else, her wearing all the stuff I told her to proves that she wanted me to be impressed, if not enticed.

If that ain’t a sure sign of easy white ho behavior, than I don’t know what is.

One Response to White Ho’s Say They’re Not Easy, But Actions Prove Different

  1. Dear Continuously stupid Mooly,

    You do understand pornography is not equivalent to real life. Correct? Just because there is a woman on camera having sex with a black man/woman does not mean the rest of the population is doing so at the same time.

    This website continues to astound me at its amazing level of stupidity. You have broken new grounds and shook the foundation of stupid to its very core. I hope you are proud and your parents are continuously poor.

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